In the waterlogged trenches of the Western Front, the two opposing sides had their own names for one another. British soldiers were called "Tommy"—the full form being Tommy Atkins, a generic placeholder name used since the Napoleonic era to refer to the ordinary British infantryman, much as one might say "a typical bloke in uniform." German soldiers, meanwhile, were known as "Fritz"—a name so commonplace in Germany at the time that it became a collective nickname for every man in a feldgrau uniform on the other side of the wire. Two simple names, for two groups of men who were supposed to be killing each other.One day, a cow wandered into No Man's Land—the deadly strip of ground between the two front lines. Both sides coveted her for her milk and meat, yet to venture out and fetch her meant almost certain death. So Tommy lobbed a note wrapped round a stone into the German trench, proposing a wager: toss a coin into the air, and whoever shot it down could claim the cow. Fritz agreed. Coin after coin spun skyward—and was missed. Five rounds passed without a winner. On the sixth, Tommy finally hit his mark.
The Germans duly asked for their marks back. Tommy obligingly climbed out, gathered up all the coins scattered across the ground, and carried the German marks over to their trench. What Fritz had not noticed was that Tommy had paid for those marks with the German shillings already lying in the mud—the very coins Fritz himself had tossed and missed. The Germans cheered, handed over six bottles of beer by way of congratulation, and praised Tommy's marksmanship. Tommy walked back to the British lines with the cow, the beer, and not a penny out of his own pocket.
[This story about the cow is taken from "Funny Story of the Great War as Told by the Soldier" collated by Carleton B. Case (2017, Abela Publishing), with some explanations added]
This, in miniature, is the First World War: the most devastating conflict mankind had ever known—and yet, in the midst of all its horror, Tommy and Fritz could still find a moment to wager over a stray cow and share a laugh across the barbed wire. The question worth asking is this: how did two men capable of such easy humanity end up trapped in a war that killed twenty million people? The answer is long—and it begins well before that cow went astray.
THE FIRST WORLD WARHow Europe Tore Itself Apart1914 – 1918
Imagine a continent that is wealthy, sophisticated, and utterly convinced that its civilisation is the finest the world has ever produced—and then imagine that same continent, within the space of barely two months, plunging headlong into the most catastrophic war mankind had ever witnessed. That was Europe in the summer of 1914. That was the beginning of what we now call the First World War.The war lasted from the 28th of July 1914 until the 11th of November 1918—more than four years of bloodshed that claimed some 20 million lives, brought down four great empires, and permanently redrew the map of the world. Yet what astonishes us still is not merely the scale of the carnage, but how swiftly it all unravelled—from a single bullet fired in Sarajevo to a global conflagration involving virtually every corner of the earth.Europe Before the StormTo understand why the First World War broke out, one must first step back and survey the state of Europe in the early years of the twentieth century. This was no innocent, peaceable place. It was a continent perched atop a powder keg, waiting for a spark.For several decades prior, the great European powers had arranged themselves into two vast military alliances, facing one another like two armed camps that had each sworn to defend their own members, come what may. On one side stood the Triple Entente, comprising France, Russia, and Great Britain. On the other stood the Triple Alliance, formed by Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy. The logic underpinning these alliances was straightforward enough: an attack upon one of us is an attack upon us all. It was precisely this logic that would eventually transform a single assassination into a world war.An arms race of unprecedented scale was also well underway. Germany under Kaiser Wilhelm II had been aggressively expanding its army and, crucially, its navy—directly challenging the maritime supremacy that Britain had enjoyed for centuries. Britain responded by building ever larger and more formidable warships. France enlarged its army. Russia modernised its forces. Everyone was preparing for war, and when everyone prepares for war, war has a peculiar habit of arriving.Nationalism, too, was running at a fever pitch across the whole of Europe. Every nation believed itself to be the most righteous, the most capable, the most deserving. In the Balkans — commonly described as the 'powder keg of Europe'—South Slav nationalism was growing ever more assertive, threatening the cohesion of the ageing Austro-Hungarian Empire. Serbia, freshly emboldened after two Balkan Wars (1912–1913), harboured ambitions of uniting all South Slavic peoples beneath a single banner. This prospect deeply alarmed Vienna.One Bullet That Changed the WorldOn the 28th of June 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand — heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary—arrived in Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia, a territory Austria had annexed only six years earlier. It was a provocation he scarcely seemed to recognise: Bosnia's largely Serbian population had never reconciled itself to Austrian rule, and the wounds of annexation were still raw.That morning, a group of young Serbian nationalists belonging to a secret organisation called the 'Black Hand' (Ujedinjenje ili smrt—Union or Death) had positioned themselves along the route of the Archduke's motorcade. The first attempt on his life failed—a grenade bounced off the back of the car and exploded beneath the vehicle behind, wounding several members of the escort. Franz Ferdinand survived, and the procession continued.Yet fate had other intentions. On his way to visit the wounded at the hospital, the Archduke's driver took a wrong turning, reversed, and came to a halt directly in front of a young man standing outside a delicatessen—Gavrilo Princip, one of the conspirators, who had given up and was on his way home. From a distance of less than two metres, Princip fired twice. Franz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie were dead within the hour.Europe's countdown had begun.Austria-Hungary, which had long been seeking a pretext to crush Serbia, issued an ultimatum deliberately designed to be unacceptable. Serbia agreed to nearly every demand — yet Austria declared the reply unsatisfactory. On the 28th of July 1914, exactly one month after the Sarajevo assassination, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia.The alliance system then proceeded to function with the terrible efficiency of clockwork. Russia began mobilising its forces to defend Serbia. Germany, which had already issued Austria a 'blank cheque' of unconditional support, declared war on Russia on the 1st of August, and on France on the 3rd. When Germany invaded neutral Belgium to attack France by a swifter route—in accordance with the Schlieffen Plan, drawn up years in advance—Britain could no longer stand aside. On the 4th of August 1914, Great Britain declared war on Germany. Within less than six weeks of those two shots in Sarajevo, nearly the whole of Europe was at war.Ranged against them in the Central Powers were Germany—the principal military force—Austria-Hungary, whose recklessness had ignited the whole conflagration; the Ottoman Empire, which entered the war in October 1914 and opened new fronts across the Middle East, and Bulgaria, which joined in 1915.There is a particularly rich irony buried in all of this: Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and King George V of Great Britain were first cousins — both grandsons of the selfsame Queen Victoria. The First World War was, in a very real sense, a family quarrel amongst the royal houses of Europe, settled at the cost of millions of ordinary men who had never been consulted on the matter.Four Years of HellNo one anticipated that the war would last very long. Generals assured their men it would all be over before the autumn leaves had fallen in 1914. They were comprehensively mistaken.On the Western Front—the line of battle stretching from the North Sea to the Swiss border through France and Belgium—both sides quickly became mired in a murderous war of attrition. Thousands of miles of trenches were dug into the waterlogged earth. Soldiers lived for months in narrow, flooded, rat-infested ditches reeking of mud and decay, occasionally ordered to 'go over the top'—to sprint across No Man's Land through storms of machine-gun fire and artillery bombardment.The year 1916 represented the very nadir of this industrialised slaughter. The Battle of Verdun, which ground on for nearly the entire year, claimed some 700,000 casualties from both sides without meaningfully shifting the front line. Meanwhile, the Battle of the Somme—begun on the 1st of July 1916—recorded the bloodiest single day in the history of the British Army: more than 57,000 British soldiers were killed or wounded on that first day alone.The technology of warfare also evolved in horrifying ways. Poison gas—chlorine and mustard gas—was first deployed on a large scale by the Germans at Ypres in 1915, introducing a new dimension of terror to the battlefield. Tanks made their debut at the Somme in 1916. Fighter aircraft duelled overhead. German U-boats blockaded Britain. This was war conducted with the full, pitiless machinery of industrial modernity.On the Eastern Front, Russia—vast but poorly organised—suffered a succession of catastrophic defeats at German hands. Millions of Russian soldiers were killed or taken prisoner. This military crisis deepened an already severe political crisis at home, which erupted in 1917 into the Bolshevik Revolution. Tsar Nicholas II was overthrown, and the new revolutionary government under Lenin signed a separate peace with Germany in March 1918 — freeing the German army to concentrate its full strength on the Western Front.Yet the infusion of fresh American troops and matériel—Washington having finally been provoked into the war by Germany's unrestricted submarine warfare and the notorious Zimmermann Telegram, in which Germany invited Mexico to attack the United States—tipped the balance decisively. Germany's great spring offensive of 1918 failed. The Allies counter-attacked with devastating force. By the autumn of 1918, the German army was in retreat on all fronts, its economy ruined, its civilian population starving under the Royal Navy's blockade.The End of the War and the VictorOn the 11th of November 1918, at eleven o'clock in the morning—the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month—the guns fell silent across the Western Front. The Armistice was signed in a railway carriage in the Forest of Compiègne, France. After 1,568 days of war, quiet descended upon millions of square miles of shattered landscape.The victors were the Allied Powers. Germany surrendered unconditionally. Austria-Hungary dissolved and fractured into several new nations. The Ottoman Empire collapsed, paving the way for the emergence of modern Turkey under Mustafa Kemal Atatürk. The Russian Empire had already fallen, replaced by the Soviet Union.On the 28th of June 1919—exactly five years to the day after the assassination of Franz Ferdinand—the Treaty of Versailles was signed in the Hall of Mirrors at the Palace of Versailles. Its terms were punishing in the extreme: Germany was required to pay colossal war reparations, to surrender roughly thirteen per cent of her territory, to accept severe restrictions on her armed forces, and—most wounding of all to German pride—Article 231, the notorious 'War Guilt Clause', obliged Germany to accept full and sole responsibility for having caused the war.The humiliation and bitterness sown by the Treaty of Versailles would prove fertile ground for the rise of Adolf Hitler two decades later. The First World War did not, as so many had hoped, end all wars. It planted the seeds of the Second.A Legacy That Cannot Be ForgottenThe First World War claimed approximately 20 million lives—both military and civilian—and left more than 21 million others wounded. Millions more were permanently disabled, physically or mentally. The term 'shell shock'—now recognised as post-traumatic stress disorder—entered common parlance as a result of the psychological devastation suffered by a generation of veterans.The map of the world was utterly transformed. In Europe alone, some ten new nations emerged from the ruins of four collapsed empires. In the Middle East, the borders drawn by British and French diplomats under the Sykes-Picot Agreement of 1916—which carved up the former Ottoman territories with scant regard for tribal or religious boundaries—remain the root cause of conflicts that continue to this day.And somewhere in a muddy trench on the Western Front, on a day that no history book has thought to record, a British soldier named Tommy and a German soldier named Fritz paused for a moment amidst all the madness — to wager over a stray cow, share a few bottles of beer, and remind us that beneath the uniforms and the rifles, they were, after all, only human.Further ReadingFor those wishing to explore this subject in greater depth, the following works are warmly recommended:
- Tuckman, Barbara W. The Guns of August. New York: Macmillan, 1962.—A Pulitzer Prize-winning narrative masterpiece covering the opening weeks of the war.
- Keegan, John. The First World War. London: Hutchinson, 1998.—A comprehensive military analysis by one of the foremost historians of warfare.
- Strachan, Hew. The First World War. Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2001.—An authoritative, multi-volume academic study covering every aspect and front of the war.
- Clark, Christopher. The Sleepwalkers: How Europe Went to War in 1914. London: HarperCollins, 2012.—A penetrating examination of how Europe's leaders stumbled into a war none of them fully intended.
- MacMillan, Margaret. The War That Ended Peace. New York: Random House, 2013.—An elegant analysis of the decades leading up to 1914 that made war all but inevitable.
- Taylor, A.J.P. The First World War: An Illustrated History. London: Penguin, 1963.—A vivid popular account from one of Britain's most provocative and influential historians.
- Ferguson, Niall. The Pity of War. London: Allen Lane, 1998.—A revisionist perspective questioning whether the war was truly unavoidable, and whether Britain was right to enter it.
- Stevenson, David. 1914–1918: The History of the First World War. London: Penguin, 2004.—A balanced and richly detailed account of the full course of the war.
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